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My response to anyone who asks me what I'm doing for Christmas, "I'm going to read and study the four gospels then afterwards sing happy birthday to Jesus."

"She spazzes out."
"What do you mean by spazzes out?"
"One time she dropped a hamburger and then started crying."

Why am I kind of drawn to this woman?

I really need a life change. I've been to the same bar every night this week, and afterwards I've been to Wendy's. The people at the bar know me and treat me well, but now it's getting to the point where the Wendy's people are starting to talk to me like they're my friends (kinda like my bartenders).

Anyhow, 9 months and hopefully there'll be...
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With all the people who work with me, how the hell can
I be the only one who knows how to hook a fucking
notebook up to a projector?

Fucking idiots.

I'll be a quarter of a century old in 19 minutes.

I'm going to bed.

I really can't remember my last 10 or so birthdays. I don't remember last year's. I remember 2002 because I had to pull 24 hr duty on it. 2001 I bought myself an Xbox .But really I've never had anykind of birthday experience. I mean when I was a kid yeah my parents did stuff for me but the last one I actually remember is...
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9 hours today, 9 tomorrow. Stupid Christmas trees. The only good thing is that I occasionally get tips. But it really is a bitch to tie them on cars.

Twenty more days and then I'll only be working 40hrs a week, as opposed to 70.

Can't sleep. Clown'll eat me. Cant't sleep. Clown'll eat me.

I'm going to bed.

Things I've said in the past 24hrs that made me go WTF:

-I should see that because I really do enjoy Andrew Lloyd Webber productions.

-I really do love that window treatment.

-OMG I love this song! (Kylie Minogue
Can't Get You Outta My Head

This is just off of the top of my head but no wonder everyone at work thinks I'm gay. But...
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No money. No clean clothes. No food. Wait, I have leftovers from yesterday.

I ended up cooking myself a Thanksgiving dinner. I cooked a turkey! It was really good too. The money, this is pretty much also a lie. I have $20 and I think I still have like $25 in the bank. Going to clean today, do some laundry, and then probably go out...
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