I've figured it out. The Girl Scouts of America are solely responsible for obesity in the United States.
hael:
Ohh thanks for reminding me .. i have thin mints in the fridge 
My proposed recruitment ad,
"We put up with more bullshit before 9AM than most people do all day."
Lately I've come to realize that there are a few number of non idiots out there. There's no way I'm going to be able to take this job in a year if I'm going to be working with all the idiots that are there now.
I'm afraid...
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"We put up with more bullshit before 9AM than most people do all day."
Lately I've come to realize that there are a few number of non idiots out there. There's no way I'm going to be able to take this job in a year if I'm going to be working with all the idiots that are there now.
I'm afraid...
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I think I'm a nice guy.
Today somebody pulled up next to me and asked for directions. I told them where to go even though I had no idea.
Today somebody pulled up next to me and asked for directions. I told them where to go even though I had no idea.
ara:
Ummm thats not very nice.... 
Sadly enough, I can't get this woman out of my head. I know that she isn't someone who's got long term potential but...
I love talking to her and she's extremely intelligent. But then again she's 8 years older, has 2 kids, and well is kind of married (separated for 3 years).
I mean really. WTF?
Left shoulder: Fuck her!
Right shoulder: Fuck off!
I love talking to her and she's extremely intelligent. But then again she's 8 years older, has 2 kids, and well is kind of married (separated for 3 years).
I mean really. WTF?
Left shoulder: Fuck her!
Right shoulder: Fuck off!
bridget:
It looks as though your <as of yet nameless> cat needs her nails clipped. I have scars from my cat's first few days at home. No I trim his nails every two weeks or so.
You see someone walking down the street. They make eye contact with you and then they say, not hi, not hello, but "How're you doing?"
You reply back with a "Pretty good thanks" and continue on.
I personally feel kind of like a dickhead for not saying something like "fine, how about you?" But I mean really, I don't give a shit. So why make...
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You reply back with a "Pretty good thanks" and continue on.
I personally feel kind of like a dickhead for not saying something like "fine, how about you?" But I mean really, I don't give a shit. So why make...
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bridget:
Yeah, people are stupid, what can you do. Sometimes, however, people are just tired. Take the time I was in a cab to the airport. When I got out, the driver said, "have a nice trip." I waved at him and said, "thanks, you too." While he was going on a trip, he was going to bring someone else from the airport to the city, I don't think that was the response he was expecting. I was obviously listening, but not thinking.
Yesterday I did this whole attraction test on match.com. Well it turns out one among other things is that I like women that are older than me.
At first I was like, hell no. Then I thought about my last girlfriend and well she was 4 years older. Not a whole lot older. But then lastnight I was at the bar and ended up going...
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At first I was like, hell no. Then I thought about my last girlfriend and well she was 4 years older. Not a whole lot older. But then lastnight I was at the bar and ended up going...
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bridget:
Is catface a boy or a girl or an other?
pulloffmywings:
you like sneakerpimps and poe? you rock 
I've noticed tonight that I have a thing for faces. It's usually not the body or anything else, but all the women who I seem to be attracted to all tend to have similar facial characteristics. Usually it's the nose and eyes. Kinda weird.
It's really disappointing when you see the woman you have a slight crush on walk away with another man.
Well somewhat disappointing.
Well somewhat disappointing.
bridget:
I just have to say that the comment you just left in my journal really made my night a lot better. Thanks so much and please update me on the kitty search.
So people mistake you for a baby killer, but you are not a baby killer. Hmmm, that means you are either a Marine or an abortionist. Yes?
So people mistake you for a baby killer, but you are not a baby killer. Hmmm, that means you are either a Marine or an abortionist. Yes?
So this whole Todd TV thing is a pretty cool concept. Well the show isn't all that great but the concept is. I mean I should totally do something like that. Aside from work I really have no life. I really do need some direction right now. I want to move but I can't because I still have 18months on my contract. All I can...
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Do women ever actually realize that they've reached the psycho point or do they just think that everything they do is justified?