I just had a 50 year-old woman hit on me. I was at a bar and she's friends with this guy who I talk to sometimes. So she started askin questions and all that.
She kept sayin things like, "You've got a great face. I love your dimples. Let me feel your calves. Do you have a girlfriend?"
Anyhow, she ended up giving me advice on women. "If she's a good fuck, stick around just to fuck her. If not, don't hang around and deal with the drama."
I mean I must follow the guidance provided by my elders, right?
She kept sayin things like, "You've got a great face. I love your dimples. Let me feel your calves. Do you have a girlfriend?"
Anyhow, she ended up giving me advice on women. "If she's a good fuck, stick around just to fuck her. If not, don't hang around and deal with the drama."
I mean I must follow the guidance provided by my elders, right?
feel your calves? now that's a good one.
so, you raise cows, huh?
xoxox