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My cat keeps puking all over the place, lik 3 or 4 times a week. She's been doing it for like 3 weeks and I can't figure out why.

I gradually changed her to another food and well still no difference. I'm really getting tired of cleaning it up all the time. That and having to scour the apartment to see if there's anything out...
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Everyone has stories. It's whether you have the ability to tell a story well that matters.

Everybody does something on the weekend. Yet most everbody does nothing.

I try to create stories to tell. In the end, The stories are there. I just have to learn to tell them.
prophetnoise:
practice makes perfect
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Man am I a gimp. I just ran 3 miles and my fuckin knee is killing me. I only have to do it until next Wednesday, and then no more pressure.

After that, I'll be able to do it whenever I feel like it, which is pretty rare.

Plus I'll be back to consuming alcohol on a more regular basis.

Such a lush.
prophetnoise:
wow three miles .. .last time i ran for three miles. . .nevermind, i've NEVER traveled three miles while running. Good luck
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Would I be wrong to go out on Easter? Like to drink and stuff?
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No drinking for a month. Well except for Mondays. I just don't want to lose my Monday connection.

I've got to take a physical training (PT) test in one month. I've only ran once in like the past 6 months. It was 3 miles but at a slow pace and man was I ever hurting.

So for the next month I'm going to be waking...
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prophetnoise:
wow, thats a lot. . . . i'm in a "I'm not drinking anymore" point too, but i'm definitely not Not drinking AND doing all that work out. . .good luck with that.
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I'm old (or so I claim). I offically called it a night at like 10 o'clock.

I must learn to embrace alcoholism in order to be accepted by the lush.
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Heartless bastard or cynic?

So I found out today that this woman who I don't really know but is somewhat associated with my office went into the hospital the other day because she has cancer (of which variation I don't recall).

I get an email from my supervisor saying something like "I took the liberty of sending flowers, give me money."

I mean really, that's...
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lightbulbjack:
I hate it when people do that. They should at least ask you first.

ooo aaa
prophetnoise:
All the fucking nonsense niceties that are expected of us are such bull fucking shit. I hate that fucking nonsense.

...Which is why i hate Xmas. . . .all these fucking asses being nice to me "because its the Xmas spirit, blah blah blah, rah rah rah, etc so on and so forth." Fuck them, dont be nice to me because you're supposed to. Either be nice to me because you actually want to or treat me like you would any other fucking day of the year you fake bastards! ARRRG!

mad

You should start getting things for your boss and then demanding money, or sign him/her for a charity type thing that you know he/she doesnt agree with. See how she/he likes being volunteered to care wink heeheehee
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I just had a 50 year-old woman hit on me. I was at a bar and she's friends with this guy who I talk to sometimes. So she started askin questions and all that.

She kept sayin things like, "You've got a great face. I love your dimples. Let me feel your calves. Do you have a girlfriend?"

Anyhow, she ended up giving me advice...
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ayurvedium:
still looking for the quote's author.

feel your calves? now that's a good one.

so, you raise cows, huh?

xoxox
syberea:
dont envy, just do what ever it is that you want to do. you will never envy anyone again.
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So where does one go to meet a non-psycho type girl?

The last girl I met was at a bar and she was cool and all but flipped out the past couple of nights. I think it is mostly because of the alcohol but I mean really, ol girl had drank a bottle of champagne before I had even gotten there.

Of course once we...
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I've figured it out. The Girl Scouts of America are solely responsible for obesity in the United States.
hael:
Ohh thanks for reminding me .. i have thin mints in the fridge smile
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My proposed recruitment ad,

"We put up with more bullshit before 9AM than most people do all day."

Lately I've come to realize that there are a few number of non idiots out there. There's no way I'm going to be able to take this job in a year if I'm going to be working with all the idiots that are there now.

I'm afraid...
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I think I'm a nice guy.

Today somebody pulled up next to me and asked for directions. I told them where to go even though I had no idea.
ara:
Ummm thats not very nice.... wink