sep05

I need a Q-Tip. Too lazy to go buy some though.

Once again nothing done at work today. I made a 5 minute video. The rest of the time was spent online.

I need to get a non government job.

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Tornadoes think they can keep me from beer.

Silly tornadoes.

Taxpayer money pays for my job.

My job today cobnsited of watching last night's Conan O'Brien, the Seigfried and Roy Special, That 70s Show, Quintuplets, and surfing the net in what was left of the 8 hours.

Oh yeah, and I answered the phone when it rang (Which is my primary purpose).

I guess all the money they spent on me taking classes was justified...
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"You can do way better." How the hell am I supposed to take that?

I'm told this girl who I'm into isn't all that. Granted, I'm starting to see what they're talking about but still.

How can I do way better than the girl that I've been drooling over all summer?

So the Penta fucking gon police pulled me over today. The guy said I was going over 55 in a 25.

MY ASS! I just pulled out of the parking lot and my 4 cylinder piece of shit can't hit 50 in the distance I traveled.

Anyhow, he let me off with a warning only because I'm in the military. The only people you ever...
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First day back at work in 2 weeks and well, it was pretty uneventful. I pretty much just sat around on the computer all day. So much fun.

Eh, still haven't done anything this week. Although, I may be going to the redskins game tomorrow.

As for today, I have no fucking idea. I guess I could clean, laundry, and stock up at the grocery store.

Nah.

I think I'll go somewhere get some breakfast and think about what I'm going to do.

I have absolutely nothing to do. I don't have to be at work this week. I mean really what else is there? Sadly enough I can only drink so much alcohol.

Today I start 2 weeks of leave. I still have to stick around this week to work my evening job, but next week I'll absolutely no work.

Now I'm just trying to figure out what the fuck I'm going to do. For now, I think I'm going to clean my car and then probably do some laundry and clean my apartment.

A month has passed since I started the whole vegetarian thing. So out of convenience lastnight I stopped by Wendy's and grabbed a couple Jr bacon cheeseburgers.

A couple of hours later my stomach was killing me. Didn't think much of it since it has only been a month since having any meat. So when I got up I fixed some french toast stuffed with...
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