sentri

Dear sinuses,

We've been through a lot together, you and me. I'm job hunting right now, and I get the impression that you're plotting against me. Now, this is perfectly acceptable. I understand that there's an unwritten agreement between us that authorizes the occasional wreaking of havoc on my mood and health, and you usually invite some other parts of my body over to get in on the fun.

Thing is, if I get a job any time soon, I can't very well be getting sick on the second day. Employers tend not to appreciate that sort of thing. So, I have a request.

If I absolutely must get sick in the near future, can we just do it right now? I can do some phone correspondence, catch up on some cleaning, lay down and read, and maybe even take a nap or two. Perhaps I'll discover that I have a friend and they'll bring me some soup or juice, who knows?

I like you, I'll admit it. It's not every day that a guy like me is lucky enough to get sinuses like you. No allergies, no consistent aggravation. You're the tops.

Alright then, so let's be a team on this; let's have an agreement. I'll look the other way on the fact that you decided to pull a stunt like this only two months after the last one if you can move things along. Sound fair?

Sincerely,
Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
-or-
Sentri

-----Update-----

Dear Sentri,

You got it dude.

With a vengeance,
Your sinuses