Wednesday May 23, 2007

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Ok heres the deal, I hate politics, I have a general digust for the goverment and its sickening to think about this election in 2008. But just because I dont like these things, doesnt mean I havent been up to date on the socio-political buzz going on.

Bush Jr has sucky approval ratings

the new Dem congress does too

and people are all into the enviorment, "Think Green" mentality is ripe with popularity

Solution

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General Sherman Tree is a giant sequoia redwood in California. Its 275 ft tall, over 36 ft in diamter at its trunk. Its a few thousand years old so that means its probably a lot wiser than the other numbskulls trying to be the new prez. And its nobility factor far exceeds even the most straight laced, altruistic politician in this country, Plus it has impressive leadership qualities. Dont have to look hard to figure that out, hello? G-E-N-E-R-A-L Sherman. We never had a tree or any other type of plant as President of the United States of America. But I do know that the Presidents of the United States of America did have a hit song in the 90s called Peaches, which come from trees. So Im gonna get it out of the way right now, Im voting General Sherman in '08...whos with me?

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zoomusikgrl:
oh, i already have a can in my hand as we speak! no need to stop what i'm doing to drink a pabst! wink
faceforradio:
Hm. . . I think a tree would do a better job than a Bush. . . That can be the slogan on the back of your General Sherman Sequoia for President 2008 T shirts. haha


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