sensoryoverload

It was supposed to snow last night. Yeah it didnt even rain....retarded weatherman. Sorry, I meant mentally disabled meteorologist.

Its like the news producers came into work earlier this week going..."Somebody making a speech, boring. Someone protesting, thats a snoozer. We need a car chase or a storm. Hows the weather? No rain? Dammit, just tell everyone its gonna snow, that should get the ratings in. Now lets work on that car chase, get that intern in here, we need to talk to him..."

If you think Im wrong, youre probably just jealous that your conspiracy theories suck or because Im wrong. But Im fairly certain its one of those.

Hey, have a good weekend! Double the profit, and put the rest on sale