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Look, its been while, and I suck for not posting earlier. No really, Im going to make it up to you...

For the lady friends, here, have a diamond purse!


For the guys, your very own monster truck!


But if I had my choice of presents...Batman Happy Meal


Haha, while we are on the topic of presents...tell me about your worst gift story. I wanna hear em! We all have plenty of those. I'll tell ya what my most recent one is. First off, Im a big guy, 6ft 220 lbs. So my aunt buying me a medium size sweater is already gonna be a shitty gift...but the kicker was it had a the huge dear on the front of it. What the fuck?!?! Bitch didnt buy me the matching bambi skirt to go with it? Haha, its the thought that counts, I know, but if my aunt's thought of me is a medium sweater with a dear on the front, then perhaps she should keep her thoughts safely in her brain.

So Xmas is pretty much here and I'm not a holiday person. I used to like New Years Eve and St Patricks Day because I could get as drunk as I wanted and nobody would sit me down the next day and give me a lecture about how bad it is to be an alcoholic. But I dont drink much anymore so these special days are for the most part a waste of time, money and they are annoying. But I like presents and I like shopping for them. I did a kick ass job this year I think. At least I hope no one writes a blog about my present being their "medium dear sweater" haha

So I could tell you a million stories since the last time I posted one here. In fact, recently, there have been many occasions something has happened, and I thought about you guys and how I was gonna write one of these things, but I couldnt hit the pause button on life, so I never got around to it.

Tonight I'm going to Das Bunker with my lovely girlfriend. Heads will turn for these two...




I hope you guys are being good and whatever you guys celebrate, do it up hardcore, do it doggystyle, do it however you please. Just make sure you end the year with a smile on your face...
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