sensoryoverload

I think I might be at the beginning of a phobia. I have a slight fear of robots. But if a phobia is defined as an irrational fear, then perhaps it isnt a phobia because it's completely rational...

Maybe its because I never was a fan of science-fiction and Im just out of touch with the modern day robot. But lets put it this way, If I was a robot. I'd kill the dick out of every human around for being so heartless and cruel. It'd be like that Gary Numan song "Down in the Park" where robots flip out and just start mowing down the human race for entertainment.

Perhaps I need to learn to embrace the fearless and noble robots, cause all you humans dont stand a chance. You pretend like you care and love another, that you have social bonds and thats why you are the most important animal on this planet. Well me and my new robot buddies will not only engage a mechanized destruction of pain, but we wont give a fuck because we have no hearts or emotions. "Human blood is the best gear oil for a warrior robot." you can quote me while I quote Gary Numan... "We are not lovers, we are not romantics."

Ok so robots arent lovers or romantic but robots love sex. They are pretty slutty about it too. This was me on my way to "Burning Robot 2006"


Robots like humans for sexual purposes. So watch it pal, You wouldnt believe the things they do.


Robots are sexy machines. If you dont get hard/wet by looking at this sexy piece of metal then you will for sure die when the robots engage humanicide...


You must come to the realization that your latent fear of robots is coming to a head and its time to wake up and raise your titanium alloy fist and denounce humanity!


So print out this picture, put it up in every room of your house and know that your time is up. Capitulate now and join your local robot army.