So this heat is fucking ridiculous, It makes me mad, it makes me sleepy, it makes me lazy, it makes me sweaty and on and on. And then I hear about people without power over the weekend, and rolling blackouts...What the hell?!?! Why cant our governor do something about this?
Then it dawns on me...Arnold Schwartzenegger played Mr Freeze in "Batman and Robin"
What a bastard!!! This guy is walking around with a fucking Freeze Gun and a suit that keeps his body in subzero temperatures while the rest of us are sweating our asses off. Why cant he fucking bust out his freeze gun and throw a party? Am I asking too much here?
Oops, howd that picture get in there?
So I figure maybe the trick to cooling down is mind over matter. I gotta think cool. No, I gotta think cold...really cold!! So here is some pictures to help out.
Ok dont be getting all sick and perverted on all the ice-porno or else you'll end up an ice-pervert like these guys...
Ok, now that I made you realize that its so hot, youve gone pervy for the cold, why dont you go suck on an ice cube and chill out.
Then it dawns on me...Arnold Schwartzenegger played Mr Freeze in "Batman and Robin"



What a bastard!!! This guy is walking around with a fucking Freeze Gun and a suit that keeps his body in subzero temperatures while the rest of us are sweating our asses off. Why cant he fucking bust out his freeze gun and throw a party? Am I asking too much here?


Oops, howd that picture get in there?


So I figure maybe the trick to cooling down is mind over matter. I gotta think cool. No, I gotta think cold...really cold!! So here is some pictures to help out.








Ok dont be getting all sick and perverted on all the ice-porno or else you'll end up an ice-pervert like these guys...





Ok, now that I made you realize that its so hot, youve gone pervy for the cold, why dont you go suck on an ice cube and chill out.
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pinkerton_girl:
oh my gosh, that picture of arnold staring at the diamond is insanely awesome.
bekka_suicide:
only smart people like us ponder such things... cuz were badass like that.
