cha'mone muthafuckas, i'm a first aid officer now... now i have injurylust...yes you heard me.... i have teh knowledge and want to turn people into the recovery position and bandage fractures and muthafucka CPR yo ass..... i also get an extra 14 bucks in my pay... CASHBACK!!!!
but i broke the handbrake cable on my car last night and my left side brakes and teh broken... but its otay its due for a service this month anyway so it was good timing plus i get my muthafucking white walls put on so my car is tre cool......
rock and roll.... deal with it....
but i broke the handbrake cable on my car last night and my left side brakes and teh broken... but its otay its due for a service this month anyway so it was good timing plus i get my muthafucking white walls put on so my car is tre cool......
rock and roll.... deal with it....
Now you can't use the jape stick for fun turns.
Funny, the image of a first-aid officer reminded me of Palahnuik's Haunted.
I did my course on a weekend, was early, so I was the geek to hand out the stuff as the others walked in .... 1 hottie ..... 2 hottie ..... 3 hottie .... and so on to about 10 hotties. hmmmm .... what is going on here? Virgin Blue airhostesses.
Yes, all hot - yes, as dumb as dog shit (so don't get sick on a Virgin Blue plane)