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"You get what you pay for." Clearly this is not true. Have you been shopping lately? Only a naive person would believe that you get what you pay for. In point of fact, if you check your purchases carefully, you'll find that you get whatever they feel like giving you. And if corporations get any more powerful, you soon might not even get that. -...
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After almost 2 years here I've finally got a new profile pic.

On Thanksgiving, most people give thanks for the things they have. Not me, I use Thanksgiving to ask for more things. - George Carlin

Hope everyone has a great thanksgiving!

"I'm not too enthusiatic about this organ donor idea. What bothers me most is that it's run by the Motor Vehicles Bureau. I figure if I have to wait that long for a kidney, forget it. I'll do without." - George Carlin

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go...

An expression I question: The Riot Act. They keep saying they're going to read that to you. Tell the truth, have you ever heard this thing at all? Ever?

What exactly is "viewer discretion"? If viewers had discretion, most television shows would not be on the air. - George Carlin

"In the United States, anybody can be president. That's the problem." - George Carlin

Thank God this week is over. I'm finally in a better mood than I have been over the last week.

When you rub your eyes real hard do see that checkerboard pattern? Why is that? - George Carlin

Now that you've had your laugh for the day, go say Happy Birthday to Bliss.

Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal cracker? - George Carlin

Ever wake up wondering why fate's trying to get your attention?