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Spending Valentine's Day on jury duty. Hope everyone has a great one!

Most people think you have to lie to get out of jury duty. You don't have to lie; tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'll make a really good juror because you can spot guilty people just by looking at them. Explain that it has to do with how far apart their eyes are. I guarantee you'll be out of that courtroom before you can say "justice sucks". - George Carlin

Then again, I've been told you can get out of jury duty simply by saying it's against your religion to judge people.