Spending Valentine's Day on jury duty. Hope everyone has a great one!
Most people think you have to lie to get out of jury duty. You don't have to lie; tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'll make a really good juror because you can spot guilty people just by looking at them. Explain that it has to do with how far apart their eyes are. I guarantee you'll be out of that courtroom before you can say "justice sucks". - George Carlin
Then again, I've been told you can get out of jury duty simply by saying it's against your religion to judge people.
Most people think you have to lie to get out of jury duty. You don't have to lie; tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'll make a really good juror because you can spot guilty people just by looking at them. Explain that it has to do with how far apart their eyes are. I guarantee you'll be out of that courtroom before you can say "justice sucks". - George Carlin
Then again, I've been told you can get out of jury duty simply by saying it's against your religion to judge people.
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ryotgirl:
Thank you for the happy birthday wish!
astupidfox:
thanks dude