10 things that will put you on my shitlist.
1. When you say "I'll call you right back" That doesnt mean I get up and leave my house, I sit and wait for the fucken phone to ring because when you say right back to me I understand it as within the next 5 minutes. Not 3 days later.
2. I hate it when someone says Ill be over there in 10 minutes and it takes 3 days later before you actually arrive. Same as number one, Im waiting for your broke bitch ass so how about you return the common courtesy and arrive at the time you say.
3. I hate it when your late as mentioned in 1 and 2 and then you keep fucking calling me pushing your god damn few minutes five minutes 1 hour 2 hours 3 motherfucking days later. Tell me 1 time and be there thats it. Its that fucking simple shiesty ass bitch.
4. Dont ever come in my house and try and ask me to do this or to do that. Fuck that its my fucken house, and in my house I do what I damn please. And quit asking me if you can have this or have that No you cant have anything of mine unless I offer it to you its that fucking simple. I didnt work my ass off at whatever it was I was doing at the time to buy the things I own so that some fucking mongrol comes over wanting everything I can hand it away. Fuck that. Get a job.
5. Dont just assume its ok to walk into my house smoking, or light up a ciggerette just cause I smoke in my house. Maybe I dont want you to smoke go out side or at least fucking ask me if I mind.
6. This is not a hostel No you cant sleep here with your 15 crackish friends. period. go home! or get a hotel bitch.
7. BYOB and all other refreshments as well. Refer to number. Im not a cook, maid, or salvation, unless you want to give me some money then by all means help your fucking selves and dont even think Im going to cook, your out your damn mind.
8. Dont fuck with my TV, STEREO, GUITAR, DRUMS, KEYBOARDS, DVDS, CDS, Or anything like that. Period
9. If you steal from me I will steal from you. Easy Enough to understand. I always take more, I might even steal your eye.
10. Unless your funny, smart, whitty, or just plain cool. Shut the fuck up, I dont wanna hear your jibber jabber if your a fucken retard. As a matter a fact if your a fucken retard just stay in the car or stand outside, go sit in the dirt or something. I dont need anymore this malarky.
1. When you say "I'll call you right back" That doesnt mean I get up and leave my house, I sit and wait for the fucken phone to ring because when you say right back to me I understand it as within the next 5 minutes. Not 3 days later.
2. I hate it when someone says Ill be over there in 10 minutes and it takes 3 days later before you actually arrive. Same as number one, Im waiting for your broke bitch ass so how about you return the common courtesy and arrive at the time you say.
3. I hate it when your late as mentioned in 1 and 2 and then you keep fucking calling me pushing your god damn few minutes five minutes 1 hour 2 hours 3 motherfucking days later. Tell me 1 time and be there thats it. Its that fucking simple shiesty ass bitch.
4. Dont ever come in my house and try and ask me to do this or to do that. Fuck that its my fucken house, and in my house I do what I damn please. And quit asking me if you can have this or have that No you cant have anything of mine unless I offer it to you its that fucking simple. I didnt work my ass off at whatever it was I was doing at the time to buy the things I own so that some fucking mongrol comes over wanting everything I can hand it away. Fuck that. Get a job.
5. Dont just assume its ok to walk into my house smoking, or light up a ciggerette just cause I smoke in my house. Maybe I dont want you to smoke go out side or at least fucking ask me if I mind.
6. This is not a hostel No you cant sleep here with your 15 crackish friends. period. go home! or get a hotel bitch.
7. BYOB and all other refreshments as well. Refer to number. Im not a cook, maid, or salvation, unless you want to give me some money then by all means help your fucking selves and dont even think Im going to cook, your out your damn mind.
8. Dont fuck with my TV, STEREO, GUITAR, DRUMS, KEYBOARDS, DVDS, CDS, Or anything like that. Period
9. If you steal from me I will steal from you. Easy Enough to understand. I always take more, I might even steal your eye.
10. Unless your funny, smart, whitty, or just plain cool. Shut the fuck up, I dont wanna hear your jibber jabber if your a fucken retard. As a matter a fact if your a fucken retard just stay in the car or stand outside, go sit in the dirt or something. I dont need anymore this malarky.
semeone:
looks like I had a lil bit of attitude last night dang I didnt even realize.. i should settle down.