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Tuesday Jun 14, 2005

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Today I hold my own personal record of the most updates in one day. I will celebrate my victory against myself with a victorious 6 pack of new castle brown ale and a pack of smokes. The victory parade and speech will be given this evening by me down the block at the 711 where I shall purchase my prizes mentioned above from the one man audience that will ring up my items while i thank him for everything and proceed on back to the dwelling of where it all started and try once again to beat my record. biggrin
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pixen:
Dear monkeys,

I like you and your fur. You are cute but not TOO cute in the squidgy I want to crush your little neck kind of way.

Love Pixen

Dear semeone,

I like you almost as much as I like monkeys.

Love,
Pixen.


Jun 14, 2005
pixen:
I saw two monkeys fucking in the zoo. Parents were pulling their kids away. It was funny.

I meeting a rockstar for lunch today. That's how fucking cool I am. tongue
Jun 14, 2005

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