Well, fate is a big poo! I was supposed to meet Tom on Thursday, but instead I got tonsilitus 
However I lost some weight coz I didn't eat for 3 days 
but I won't be able to meet Tom till Monday coz of the bank holiday 
woe is me!
However I lost some weight coz I didn't eat for 3 days but I won't be able to meet Tom till Monday coz of the bank holiday woe is me!
And, as my mate Wrighty said, "her loss". To which I replied "Thanks. You gayer."