seespot

stoooned
need food, enjoy
It's sort of like a mother pig
telling her offspring not to devouver the Intruder.
He was after all a dinner guest.


Tips and instructions on cooking.
Step 1.
Choose your dish, sounds simple but I could not tell you
the amount of times I've started to make something but
changed my mind some where half way through.

Step 2.
Asemble ingredients. If you're missing some that's alright
just substitute something similar in and tell
everyone you decided to experiment a little
see? you're not lazy you're a creative chef
(chef is a good thing.)

Step 3.
Actually forget step one.
The new Step 1. Put on some music.
Continue as normal.