I ruptured my Gastrocnemius muscle today
I was running across the street to catch a bus And it felt like I got shot in the right leg. I hobbled and limped the rest of the way across the street, called my wife and promptly passed out because of the pain.
I called Benhasglasses who came and picked me up from the sidewalk I had decided would make a comfy place to sit, and he carted my ass to the ER. Six hours, the worst turkey sandwich, 1600mg of Ibuprofen, five ace bandages, a fiberglass cast, and a script for Percocet later, and I'm home and high.
I wont know how severe it is until next week after I have the leg Ultra Sound, MRI, and X-rays done. This is a grading system for Calf Strains.
I was running across the street to catch a bus And it felt like I got shot in the right leg. I hobbled and limped the rest of the way across the street, called my wife and promptly passed out because of the pain.
I called Benhasglasses who came and picked me up from the sidewalk I had decided would make a comfy place to sit, and he carted my ass to the ER. Six hours, the worst turkey sandwich, 1600mg of Ibuprofen, five ace bandages, a fiberglass cast, and a script for Percocet later, and I'm home and high.
I wont know how severe it is until next week after I have the leg Ultra Sound, MRI, and X-rays done. This is a grading system for Calf Strains.
* Grade 1 Calf Strain : The muscle is stretched causing some small micro tears in the muscle fibers. Full recovery takes approximately two weeks.
* Grade 2 Calf Strain : There is partial tearing of muscle fibers. Full recovery takes approximately 5-8 weeks.
* Grade 3 Calf Strain : This is the most severe calf strain with a complete tearing or rupture of muscle fibers in the lower leg. Full recovery can take 3-4 months and, in some instances, surgery may be needed.
I'm guessing its Grade 2 and preying not a Grade 3.
And also on a unrelated note, a question for anyone who could answer.
WHY THE FUCK DO POTHEADS CELEBRATE HITLER'S BIRTHDAY AS THE DAY BEST TO SMOKE UP!?!
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i always heard the theory that 420 was a police code for the presence of pot/ pot selling/ pot smoking. who knows though. i just always remember being kind of disturbed that hitler was always listed in the "famous aries" list when i went to look up stuff about my birthday.
No idea on the last part