Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
- 10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
- 9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
- 8. Beer has never caused a major war.
- 7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
- 6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
- 5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.
- 4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
- 3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
- 2. You can prove you have a beer.
- 1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.
darthspielberg:
Crazy Nuns. when will the ever learn.
