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Tuesday Jun 06, 2006

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Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus



  • 10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.

  • 9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

  • 8. Beer has never caused a major war.

  • 7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

  • 6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

  • 5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.

  • 4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.

  • 3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.

  • 2. You can prove you have a beer.

  • 1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.


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