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FUCK COMPUTER VIRUS THREATS

Hey kids,

So I have been out of town for the holiday season, I had lovely time with the stomach bug that has seemed to spread across the north east like the black plague but all in all it was a absolutely fabulous holiday.

Then I got home...

my computer apparently has been slutting its shit all over with every malware-adware-virus-worm that did so much as tell it how nice it looked. Now the filthy pig is so infected I'm get pop ups before I'm even connected to the internet. So I will be spending today at the free clinic with the no good tramp trying to figure out what to do about its painful sores and itchy rash.

the largest pain in the ass here is with the condition she has gotten herself into I can’t even run iTunes which wouldn’t be an issue except for the fact that I got a iPod video for Christmas that is all but useless until I get this whore cleaned up to the point I would be proud to have her over for a family dinner.

In other news…

On Thursday we are going to be doing some filming for “Starvin’ with Louis” with a special guest by the name of Camille Dodero. Camille is a Writer for the Boston Phoenix and is interviewing me for an article, so I am pretty psyched about that… now if I could just get my skank of a computer to keep her legs shut I should be okay.