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i just bought myself a new milemarker cd. and i get it home and it skips cuz its warped so i go to fix it...*SNAP* it breaks. real fucking cool! mad
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if you havent, so see 28 days later. if you have go again fuckign great movie!
pureblu12225:
indeed this movie was great...kinda creepy though huh
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ugh another 10.5 hour work day with my bitch boss breathing down my next the whole day. god i love my life! tomorrow i get to sleep in biggrin hahaha look at this lil guy hes cute ooo aaa awwwww. ok im out bybbye
mistressmissy:
im so happy my boss is on vacation.
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god i love the video for move your feet by junior senior. its so damn wierd and cute. but you no whats not cute that my bunny is in heat and is trying to romance my leg and arm. yes i dont like that! whatever
fallen1carus:
the last unicorn is SUCH a good movie.
mistressmissy:
that and lady amalthea is hot.
wait. what?
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blah im bored i think im gonna get blown off tonight if i do im gonna be bored and pissed, adn that aint fun. give me somethign to do.
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i got my webcam up and running on SG. biggrin its gonna be the coolest webcam this side of the missisip
mistressmissy:
no im sorry my cam is coolest this side of the missisip haha. i sit around and do nothing. i rock.
hehe i see you.
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lucky me!
i greatest thing happened this morning. i drove my car down the street to get gas. i pump, go in pay and come out and start my car. i hear a loud rattling, and i car wont shift into gear. so i finally get it to shift into gear and it moves 2 inches. come to find out my transmission is gone. at...
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I have had a bunny for almost 2 years i named her chloe then today my girlfriend was holding her and i looked at chloe and said on man chloe has a penis! (ps: not talking about you chloe on the site) i was liek what the hell its a guy! so i named him Clarence. i hope i didnt give hima complex! blush
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well im feeling better. im so dumb i was smoking liek a fiend and wondering why i was coughing so much. ummm john its cuz you smoke a pack a day jack off! HAHAH but yea im feeling good. its 80s night tonight im gonna be dancing my lil ass off! i love it. but to many scenester kids kinda makes it shitty. but i...
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being sick sucks! mad
missprint:
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FUCKING POLICE !WORTH READING!
last night im coming home from 80s night and i get pulled over and the cop asks me how much weed we have in the car (we werent smoking and didnt even have any) adn yells for us to put our hands where he can see them (they were on our laps) i tell him none its cigarettes, he says i...
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coliwali:
A friend of mine worked in a morgue, she told me this story.
Her boss was working at the counter when some cops come in. They have a severed leg in a plastic bag.
We need you to identify this.
The boss glances at the bag.
You dont need to worry about the leg, its not even human.
The cops are amazed.
How did you know so quickly?
Her reply was simply, The hooves.
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my van is being sold to a junk yard today frown i have had a lot of good times in the big guy. btu at leats i get one last drive in the big fella.
sxesam:
Hopefully, nothing momentual happened in it like you losing your virginity or something. YOU GOTTA KEEP THAT SHIT AROUND! haha.