sebastiannebula

So last night I learned a lesson... Never get bored enough to make joke looking for relationship posts on craig's list...

http://austin.craigslist.org/m4w/1585095508.html

An example of the horrific email responses I've received so far.

Hey there, I saw your craigslist ad. Anyways, my name is John and I am wondering if you interested in having sex with my wife. Basically I was injured about a year ago while working so I am not able to have great intercourse. I had an intimate relationship with Alysa... but can't anymore. She has needs and desires I just can't do anymore. Don't get me wrong, we still love each other, but I want her to be happy.

She is DD free, 26 and extremely intimate so you can see what my problem is. Hopefully you can help us. We're looking for a man who can come to our place (or she can come to yours) and be intimate with her on a regular basis, no strings attached. Don't worry I won't be around so it won't be weird heh. Attached is a picture of her and I. This is serious and real, we saw your post on the Austin area and live nearby your area.

I'll explain more but I'm at my job right now. Please ONLY if you are interested, mail me back with a simple yes. Again, only if you are interested... I've had a lot of people accuse me of lying and don't want those not interested. If not, don't reply and I'll ask someone else. I appreciate it.

Then there's a pic of his wife pushing around his wheel chair... It's extremely creepy...