I may have to resort to something like this for Valentine's Day:
From: Elena
Date: Feb 7, 2006 4:16 AM
Subject: No Subject
Body: Hello!
How are you?
My name is Elena. I am from Russia. I am 27 years old.
I want to find kind, serious, romantic man for serious relations.
At leisure I like to go in for sports, go to cinema.
I like to visit concerts and exhibitions.
I can tell about myself more and can send you my photos
If I have interested you and you too have serious
intentions write to me on E-Mail:
Elenusik.2005.48@rambler.ru
Elena
In other news...
Fuck it got cold out! I'm making beef stew tonight. That and a couple of shots of whiskey will take care of that.
Mini Update:
The stew was AWESOME. There are lots of left overs. I will eat them until it's rich brown goodness is gone.
I want to instill terror into my clients at work today, (that or make the rivers run red with their blood). I think I'm succeeding.
Album of the day:
Metallica KILL 'EM ALL
From: Elena
Date: Feb 7, 2006 4:16 AM
Subject: No Subject
Body: Hello!
How are you?
My name is Elena. I am from Russia. I am 27 years old.
I want to find kind, serious, romantic man for serious relations.
At leisure I like to go in for sports, go to cinema.
I like to visit concerts and exhibitions.
I can tell about myself more and can send you my photos
If I have interested you and you too have serious
intentions write to me on E-Mail:
Elenusik.2005.48@rambler.ru
Elena
In other news...
Fuck it got cold out! I'm making beef stew tonight. That and a couple of shots of whiskey will take care of that.
Mini Update:
The stew was AWESOME. There are lots of left overs. I will eat them until it's rich brown goodness is gone.
I want to instill terror into my clients at work today, (that or make the rivers run red with their blood). I think I'm succeeding.
Album of the day:
Metallica KILL 'EM ALL
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seaniefresh:
Oh Nooooo! ^^^ 
kyleomen:
I still can't get over that, you are a super star now. It was good to hang with you again and battle on the field of snow. I have a huge bruise on my arm because of the hand cannon of yours. 
Thank you for your hospitality, I will be sure to return the favor, hopefully soon.
Thank you for your hospitality, I will be sure to return the favor, hopefully soon.