seanbaby

I'm heading down to LA this weekend to cover E3 for GMR magazine. (2001, 2000)They're sending me into the basement to report on the latest hot video games from Canada and Korea. To give you an idea of what that's going to be like, last year Canada was showing off an exciting educational game about waiting in line. And you can tell I didn't make that up because I would have added a helicopter that can turn into a speedboat. Also, although their games are in English, no one in Korea speaks or knows someone who speaks that language.

Wednesday I'm making my televised animal wrestling debut on G4 network when they bring me on for a guest appearance to kick the shit out of their panda suit mascot. And following the example I learned from my sixth rereading of Mr. T's autobiography, I've decided to get mean for the fight by eating nothing but onions. My smell might be making my eyes water, but now those same eyes are totally of the tiger.

If I live through the panda attack, I'll see most of you at prom next week.