If you weren't at the Suicide Girls movie premiere at Clinton last Tuesday, and a lot of you weren't, I just posted some photos from the afterhours at Dot's: Troma Premiere Photos
And in case you came here looking to ride a rocketship to happiness, I just came across a book called 2002 Ways to Cheer Yourself Up. For only $8.95, I got 2002 brilliant tips on turning my frowns upside down. And even though that's less than half a penny per tip, here are a few keys to happiness that were overpriced.
#507 - Listen to Mariah Carey's song "Hero" to give yourself a little courage.
If Mariah Carey is what you use to give yourself courage, you don't know what the word "courage" means. Fag.
# 945 - Go out today and purchase two or three books on how to deal with stress. Start reading them tonight.
It doesn't inspire confidence when your book about dealing with your problems tells you to go out and buy different books about dealing with your problems. In fact, that sounds like the beginning of a vicious cycle.
# 1108 - Order one of everything from the dessert cart at a French restaurant.
Somehow gaining thirty pounds and having an entire room full of French waiters mock your gluttony doesn't seem like the best way to cheer yourself up. But if you were a sucker enough to buy this book, you're probably going to do it anyway.
# 1192 - Fight injustice.
That's right: if you're depressed, fight injustice. Because who could be sad when his or her crime-busting fists of freedom rule the night?
# 1213 - Practice KISS: Keep it simple, silly.
I hope you know that whether this cheers you up or not, every single other person in the world hates you.
And in case you came here looking to ride a rocketship to happiness, I just came across a book called 2002 Ways to Cheer Yourself Up. For only $8.95, I got 2002 brilliant tips on turning my frowns upside down. And even though that's less than half a penny per tip, here are a few keys to happiness that were overpriced.
#507 - Listen to Mariah Carey's song "Hero" to give yourself a little courage.
If Mariah Carey is what you use to give yourself courage, you don't know what the word "courage" means. Fag.
# 945 - Go out today and purchase two or three books on how to deal with stress. Start reading them tonight.
It doesn't inspire confidence when your book about dealing with your problems tells you to go out and buy different books about dealing with your problems. In fact, that sounds like the beginning of a vicious cycle.
# 1108 - Order one of everything from the dessert cart at a French restaurant.
Somehow gaining thirty pounds and having an entire room full of French waiters mock your gluttony doesn't seem like the best way to cheer yourself up. But if you were a sucker enough to buy this book, you're probably going to do it anyway.
# 1192 - Fight injustice.
That's right: if you're depressed, fight injustice. Because who could be sad when his or her crime-busting fists of freedom rule the night?
# 1213 - Practice KISS: Keep it simple, silly.
I hope you know that whether this cheers you up or not, every single other person in the world hates you.
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atomic_tiki:
doode!!! you have Michael Jackson dancing on your pic!
seanbaby:
eee-HEE!