seanbaby

I cannot recommend Hulk Hogan's autobiography enough. I read it the other morning instead of working on this week's articles and he tells the most awesome stories about Andre the Giant. He once drank 108 beers in 50 minutes. One hundred and fucking eight, brother! There's also a story about how Andre couldn't fit on the hotel toilet, or in the hotel bathtub, so he covered the bed in newspaper and took a shit on it. Andre thought it was the funniest thing ever; Hulk Hogan described it as a three foot pile of horse manure.

Last week my pals and I were watching wrestling and Hulk had to wait 15 minutes for the crowd to stop chanting his name so he could tell them he was going to lead them in a Hulkamania-powered war against the forces of evil. I'd jump with that man into Hell without a parachute, brother!