seanbaby

I'm back from the bay area, and I think I invented an incredible new system for avoiding hangovers-- never stop drinking. My editors at The Wave and Electronic Gaming Monthly threw at least one party every day for five days, They took me backstage at The Screaming Udders and fed me that insanely good Kobe beef from cows that only eat beer and spend every day being massaged. And judging by how expensive it is, I think the actual massaging is done by Japan's hottest celebrities.