The cockblasting motherfucking future is here. Yesterday I got a porn email with the subject, "Insane g!rls blowing elephants." Inside it were only the words, "Crazy men enforce to e-jaculate horses" And I said what you're probably thinking, "FINALLY!"
A friend of mine got one just before that that said, "Our hypersexsual chicks won't let you feel boring!" It didn't prophecize the coming of a new age of enlightenment like the elephant sucking enforcement announcement the horse people sent me, but it did make me really happy.
A friend of mine got one just before that that said, "Our hypersexsual chicks won't let you feel boring!" It didn't prophecize the coming of a new age of enlightenment like the elephant sucking enforcement announcement the horse people sent me, but it did make me really happy.
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demigauge:
I HAVE YOUR JELLY BEANS!!!!MUWAHAHAHA
gil:
hey freak, whats this i hear about you being in my neck o'the woods for new years???