seanbaby

I'm going to be down in San Francisco for about a week, so if anyone needs all or part of their face rocked during that time, that's where you need to get to.

I'm mainly going down to work out the details of an MTV special I'm doing later this month. One such detail is how many exposed breasts I'm going to require from their wardrobe department. Another might be how many endangered species are to be ground up to make my face cream. I'm not really sure; I don't work in TV very often.

The show, Currently Untitled MTV Special, is going to be in a race with a VH1 show I did a couple months ago, which during production was seriously called, "The Awesomest Show Ever." It's like I Love the 80's/70's only it's about cult pop culture shit. I was called in as a Super Friends/Zombie Film/Robot/Hostess Fruit Pie expert, and they toured my and Robert Rodriguez' homes for some sort of misguided Geek Cribs segment.

But good news for my mom and other me fans! If you can't wait through two long post production schedules to have me on your TV, you can always watch G4 where the commercial of me dressed like a biker and fighting their panda mascot runs 35 or 40 times a day. I hate to spoil the ending, but halfway through the fight, I forget where I am, start dancing, and get killed by its incredible panda strength.