Two of my favorite things are super heroes and alcohol poisoning, and a few years ago I created a drinking game for the Super Friends. After thoroughly testing and refining it, I published it on Seanbaby.com. But yesterday, someone at Wireless Flash NEWS sent a review of it out to every media representative in the world along with my home phone number and email. And brilliant Irish and British radio DJ's didn't bother to do the time zone math before they started calling my answering machine at 4 in the god damn morning. I woke up to interview requests from an insane mix of wacky names and unintelligable accents like "The Gas-Man!", "Shamus Rubauubalauuah," and "Drivetime Hank!"
The last one I did for some UK evening show, I was so tired of talking about getting drunk to Apache Chief, I changed the subject to Mr. T and stayed on it for the rest of the interview, sucka.
What bugs me is that after all the poignant jokes I've made about fat people and how they want to eat things, why is it that me finding excuses to get drunk and watch cartoons at the same time is what captures the hearts of mankind?
The last one I did for some UK evening show, I was so tired of talking about getting drunk to Apache Chief, I changed the subject to Mr. T and stayed on it for the rest of the interview, sucka.
What bugs me is that after all the poignant jokes I've made about fat people and how they want to eat things, why is it that me finding excuses to get drunk and watch cartoons at the same time is what captures the hearts of mankind?
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gingerlie:
was great meeting you this weekend! thanks for the educational movie. now my sexlife can start. go trainables!!
unnecessaryz:
I liked your newest Wave article. I started to get a little concerned about half-way through when I thought "Where the fuck is it?! What kind of idiot make an eighties list and forgets...oh wait, there it is. Gymkata." Nothing beats a movie where anti-American hostility goes from water in the face directly to spear anonymously thrown through tour guide.