Publicly mocking Sea Monkeys has finally paid off! Some Sea Monkey administrator or whatever read my review of the criminally retarded Sea Monkeys video game and instead of sending me an angry letter, they sent me an executive Sea Monkeys set. It's this opulent gold plated monstrocity of finely crafted egg scoopers and beautifully detailed "Aqua Leashes." The Sea Monkeys included are still just a damn bag of fish-scented sand, though.
I've posted some of the pictures I took at this year's E3, but since I've already written six articles this week, I didn't put write any hilarious captions under them. So you'll have to figure out for yourself which guy with me is the Pride Fighting Championships #1 middleweight contender, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, and which one is the tiny Japanese man that invented Donkey Kong.
Booyakasha, check it: E3 2003 Photos
I've posted some of the pictures I took at this year's E3, but since I've already written six articles this week, I didn't put write any hilarious captions under them. So you'll have to figure out for yourself which guy with me is the Pride Fighting Championships #1 middleweight contender, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, and which one is the tiny Japanese man that invented Donkey Kong.
Booyakasha, check it: E3 2003 Photos
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On second thought Those are all good ideas. I'LL do it. Don't copy me.
Macdaddy...Oh snap, see what I did there? How your all Sean baby, and Im "MAC daddy"? Wow. Sometimes the amount of wit I produce is enough to choke a small asian boy....With my cock.