seamus1979

if anyone laughs at me i will fucking kill you


ok how is everyone today?
its 10.15 am on a monday morning and i dont have any work today. but its cool because i still get paid.
i have quite a bit of college work to do but i figured i could "browse" suicide girls for a few hours before i do anything.
i have college tonight at 6pm and im really trying to work up some enthusiasm for it.
i cant believe what a stupid fucker i was on saturday morning. i have a technical drawing class at 9.30am on a saturday morning. now my college is like an hours drive from tashas but with traffic being so bad crossing under the thames during the morning i normally leave hers about 7am to get there in time. if im a bit early i normally just chill and eat. well this saturday i woke up in autopilot mode and started driving. im totally not paying attention to how dark it is. im driving for like half an hour before i check out the time. 4.30am. what a cunt.
i was at college by 5am. i figured there was no point going home so i just went and bought some papers and then slept in my car. god.
my body clock is so fucked sometimes. i got home from work once and fell asleep pretty much straight away. i woke up and looked at the clock and it said 7.00 and its dark out so i start panicking thinking im late for work until my mum came in and asked me what i wanted for dinner. it was 7pm and i had just nodded off for 2 hours.


so how is everyone anyway?
work is going good.

im glad you all enjoyed my secrets section of my last blog.
im trying to think of some more secrets i have. god knows i have loads.
ok heres one.

im not into looking at the suicide girls on here.
now before you all think im gay please let me explain.
its the same in that im not turned on by strip clubs and to be honest they bore the shit out of me.
ok how am i gonna explain this....
ok a naked girl dancing does nothing for me. ok i can see your tits, bum and fanny. so what?
but a naked girl in my bedroom is something totally different
as much as i could look at a suicidegirl i dont know and just say "ok she has a nice body? so what"
but if its a suicidegirl i talk to and who mentally gets me going then its a whole different thing
maybe that sounds wierd but i am wierd so fuck you
i had a night out last year for xmas and we all went to spearmint rhino at tottenham court road and it made me laugh so much. all the gordon gecko wannabe types paying girls to sit and talk to them and drink champagne with them. now i could never understand the idea of going out and spending a grand looking at naked girls and going home alone. i ended up having a really great conversation with this girl from estonia for 4 hours and it didnt cost me a thing and she wanted to hook up to go out over xmas. some stockbroker prick had been hassling her so i went over and pretended i knew her and she ended up becoming a good pal. we exchanged numbers and stuff but i was upfront about being with tasha but fuck was that temptation.
anyway. enough.

ok random annoyance this week includes
people who queue up at the ticket barrier on the underground and then decide to start looking for there tickets once they get to the barrier GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!!
its the same with people who queue for the bus and then decide to start counting there change out once they get on the bus. cant you motherfuckers be prepared before hand??
how much i spend on food each day. god no wonder im always broke.

i worked out what i eat in a normal day. please dont be to disgusted.

5am
bowl of porridge with honey
0.5l of water on way to work and a can of redbull

7am
three eggs scrambled on wheat toast
diet coke

9.30am
steak ciabatta with melted cheese and mustard and mayonnaise and garlic salt
diet coke

12.30pm
jacket potato with beans and cheese
red bull

3.30pm
bananas
raisins
0.5l water

home!

5pm
whatever there is about, im normally starving by the time i get in. maybe pasta with meat. left over spag bol maybe.

7pm
porridge with honey

8pm train

10.30pm protein shake

now looking at this i realise there must be a small country going hungry because of me. i mean there is some days where i hardly eat anything. like if i have work on a saturday its normally price work (as in i get paid by how much i do) so we might have one 10 minute break all day and just work through. now on days like those i have the diet of a fat kid at disney land. i just cram as much sugary shit into me to keep the rush going to get lots of work done. i know its not healthy!

ok
well thats enough of me talking


oh yeah another secret

i have really smelly feet!!!
i go through so many pairs of trainers because of it
after a month the insoles stink of vomit!