seamus1979

i was born two months premature. i was like the sickest kid ever. i had sever colitus as a baby. im told i spent the first two years of my life in hospital but im gonna have to take peoples word for it as i cant remember.
i developed pretty severe asthma as a baby and also i have really shit eye sight. without my contact lenses and inhalers im lost. some of you might know that i was also born with a bone deformity of the face that got worse as i got older. im sure if i was a dog i would have been taken outside and shot.

im the youngest of five. two brothers and two sisters.my oldest brother is 17 years older than me and the closest to me is my sister joanne who is nine years older than me. i guess i was a mistake. whats the best thing about having older brothers and sisters is you get to find out where you was concieved. so either my mum forgot to take the pill or my dad couldnt be arsed to go out and buy condoms on the family camping trip in cornwall.

i guess im closest to my sister joanne. when i was born she came straight in i have been attached to her hip ever since. shes so fucking protective of me. no one is good enough for her little brother. i guess i have got my preference for female company from always hanging out with my sister. nothing bores me more than chatting with blokes about boring shit like sport. i would much rather be talking to a girl getting to know her. i also always find it much easier to talk to women than men. however! i am super fucking shy. i have no idea why but if im out i wont apporach girls. i always wait for them to approach me. i could never do the chat up line thing, but i find being myslef works much better. god i sound like a prick. i may go back and delete this but because it makes no sense.! ok what im trying to say is i have mostly always been in female company so i find it much easier to talk to girls. there.

i have 15 nephews and neices. the oldest is tommy who is 19 and the youngest is gracie who is only 4 months.
my neices and nephews mean the fucking world to me.im the cool uncle james that they always seem to go to first with questions.

my dad is from galway in ireland. hes what you would call black irish. hes from a long line of farmers. he left the family home at 16 and moved to germany. he worked there as an engineer before moving to england when he was 21. whats really cool about athenry in galway is so many people are related to me and its kinda freaky how much we look alike.
my mum is from dublin. she moved over to england when she was 11. shes from a long line of carpenters and electricians. also one of my ancestors is one of the founding members of sinn fein and had alot to do with the IRA but i kinda keep that quiet.

also in case you didnt know im due to be a dad for the first time in a few weeks. im expecting a boy. my girlfriend is called tasha, shes half mauritian and half polish. looking at her no one can ever guess her ethnicity, they either think mixed (black/white) or some middle eastern thing.

i have been an electrician for 3 years. when i was 19 i wasnt sure what i wanted to be. i had picked history, physics, economics and politics as my A levels and i did really well. i wanted to do a history degree but my parents wouldnt support me through it. my brother was making amazing dough in new york as a computer programmer and they wanted me to do the same. i muddled my way through 3 years of uni hating my course. i worked for a while but i never set the world alight. to be honest i hated it. im to practical to be sat a desk all day. alot of my friends are electricians and i have always been good at maths and physics so it kind of make sense. i spent most of my life with my dad making things anyway. nearly every weekend was either fixing one of his dumper trucks or building something.
im now an electrician and am studying towards my electrical enginnering degree. i love learning so im trying to do every additional course i can towards this. im currently doing in addition to my foundation degree a computer aided design course and electrical testing.
it really bugs me how people look down on my work as if having a trade is a bad thing. some of the knowledge i need for my trade in intense, i mean i could teach a monkey how to wire a house in a week, but my job is so much more than that.
to be honest theres not much i wont try doing work wise.
im one of the worlds biggest geeks. i love learning and i am filled with most stupid trivia. every break at work i will have my head in some history or science book. my new pet project is to learn a language. im gonna buy those lanuguage CD thingys. im thinking of learning portugese because i want to go brazil to train.
im also the worlds biggest movie geek. theres nothing i dont know about films.
i have over 800 dvds and am constantly adding to it.

i never really knew my dad growing up, he was always some mythical figure to me. we would always just talk about work or politics. hes self educated. he had his own lorry firm and would always be reading at work. i guess you could just call him a mans man sort of guy.but now as im getting older i just keep realising how much like him i am. we look exactly the same, have the same attitudes and same beliefs. hes the most mild mannered guy i know and he loves being left alone, however when i have seen people fuck with him he turns so fucking nasty. but i have only ever seen him lose his temper 3 times in my life. and each time the other person or people ended up in hospital. the one rule he taught me about fighting is always hit the other person first and if you can hit them with something because its better the other persons mum is at there hospital bed crying over them then my mum crying over me.
it kinda freaks me out how we have the same mannerisms and we even stand the same way. it was quite funny a year ago i cut myself pretty bad at work and i needed some stitches done, i was supposed to go back in a week to get them out but after a few days they where interfering with work so i took them out myself. when my mum saw me doing it she just told me that i was now officaly my dad.
he used to do the exact same thing.
hes completely grey and has been since he was 30. my grey hair is really starting to come. hes quite a bit darker than me but me and my sister are the darkest out of all his kids.

i dont really get on with my mum. she kinda expected so much out of me. i was alwys being told how intelligent i was as a kid but im not smart at all. i just think the world is filled with dumb people who bring averages down.
she doesnt approve of my girlfriend.
she wanted me to marry some irish girl i guess. the fact my girl is mixed race is something she will have to fucking deal with. my dad is really happy for me and thinks tasha is a great girl. then again i get my perverted nature from him as well so that might explain it.

i needed to get circumcised at 19 after i tore my foreskin while having sex

i once pissed on my sisters friends head when i was 3

i used to get into my parents bed until i was 12

im quite terrified of the dark

i have a severe willy size phobia

my face is held together with screws and plastic

when i was 6 in ireland i saw a lamb being born, i then kicked it in the head

on my 16 birthday i got so drunk my mum found me asleep at the toilet seat with my trousers round my ankles covered in my own vomit and shit (well i hope it was my own)

i once had sex with 9 different women in 1 weekend

i had my first wank when i was 11. i found one of my dads pornos and watched it. when i saw they guy whacking off on the girls face i thought i could give that a try. when i first cum i was so scared. i thought i had broke my cock.

i once pissed my pants walking home from a party because i was so cold for the warmth

i dont think there is a race of girls i havent slept with, although i think those eskimo bitches are holding out on me

i had a major crush on a girl for over a year before telling her

i dont enjoy blow jobs

i have little to no self confidence about my face. although i feel much more comfortable with how i look now then i did a few years ago. im hoping by the time im 40 im gonna be a george clooney looking fucker.

i once let a girl do me up the bum with her dildo!

i was raised as a good irish catholic boy
but i havent been to church in years. i do believe in god but i dont believe in organised religion.
all its ever done is cause wars and divide people.
i hate racism. but i seem to hate everyone if that makes sense.

i work and train with immigrants all the time.
english people really seem to hate all the polish who come over here for work but i havent met a bad one yet. as my dad told me. what there saying about the polish now they said about the irish 40 years ago when they came over.
i train in a wrestling club run by a bunch of muslim guys. im the only white guy there and have never been made to feel uncomfortable. i take people as i find them and to be honest the most pricks ive ever met have been the english themselves.
my political leaning would be liberal conservative. i think george bush could possibly be the devil but i think margaret thatcher was amazing. lol