seamus1979

time for a massive blog update
i have alot of new pictures to bore you with and also my mum dug out my old baby book and seeing as my first born son is due in less than a month i thought you all might want to get to know what i was like as a baby?

ok who loves my new goonie t shirt?







ok this is what my mum wrote about me on my first birthday

james is walking around the furniture and has four teeth.
he recognises people.
he is quite clever but has not spoken any words clearly yet.
he weighs 24lbs 12oz.
he climbs up and down the stairs. his main interest is messing about at the record player and television buttons.
he likes birds and dogs and mechanical things.
he still has not slept all night, he wakes up quite alot for a drink.
he is fascinated by lights and blows at them.

last night after college i went to my local book shop with good intentions of buying some books. what do i see? part 5 of the walking dead mother fucker!!! my favourite zombie comic book. fuck yeah!!!!

this was my happy face before i read it


this is my really happy face after i read it




ok up next is my second birthday

james is quite bright but is still not able to talk in sentences.
he says everyons names almost properly.
his favourite thing to say now is mine and go away.
he stands at the top of the stairs and says horsey.
that means he wants to be carried downstairs on your back.
he loves his daddies lorry and often goes to the yard in it with his dad.
he tells you what he wants for breakfast and pulls his chair over for it.
he wakes up at night still and has two bottles going to bed with a dummy.

this is a picture of my brother brendan. hes 14 years oder than me. do we look alike. i always tell people hes my dad. we go to college together. hes an electrician like me. he used to work in new york as a computer programmer but after 15 years of it he decided to do something different. hes now going for his second degree like me. we spend most of our time at college staring at girls young enough to be his daughter. all the tachers call us the ryan brothers.



for some reason my mum missed out my third birthday. maybe she didnt like me that year. but there is an entry for this.

james has been at nursery for 1 year and he loves it. his teachers name is mrs mann.
he often comes home with wet pants.

ok who wants a kiss from the planet cheesy grin?



ok fourth birthday

james started school on january 9th 84.
he had sports on the fourth day and could not undo his shirt buttons so he ripped them off.
he does not like school as much as the nursery.
he learned three words the first week and says some prayers.
he likes a girl called olivia and one called katie.
he weighs three stone and has quite a good appetite now.

ok girls who wants a bite of my fat bum??

there is alot of junk in my trunk


theres not much for my fifth birthday

james does not like school and thinks up excuses not to go.
he has a very good appetite and is putting on weight.

well thats my baby book. so i guess i was a selfish bed wetter who didnt like school and only went there to look at girls.
not much has changed then.

ok for those of you who have stuck through till the end, thank you.
and for your faith here are some terrible pictures my girlfreind took.
because its so cold where i work i normally sport some very sexy thermals underneath my clothes.





i have the worlds fattest thighs. i havent trained my legs in about 2 years but i always seem to hold all my wight there. its a fucking pain getting trousers to fit.



my red hot chilli pepper pose

so how is everyone anyway?
i have been a bit shitty lately but im feeling much better now.
love you all.

james