I got a demand from the Inland Revenue (British version of the IRS) for 12000 today (about $18000 I think). I am going to have to play the horses at the Cheltenham festival like they have never been played before. Naturally I have no intention of giving them ALL the 12000. But I'm going to have to give them something. I'm thinking of offering two goats and some shiny beads....
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loslope:
You know what? The shiny beads alone got us a country...you may be ok 
chris_sick:
what are the submission guidelines for this collection of short stories you're editing?