so yesterday was fathers day as im sure most of you know.... so i got me and my dad really good seats for the angels game. we go and get totally trashed, so we wait around til after the game was like way over already to head back home.
a little side note here* my dad is a sheriff*
anyhoo. we're on his motorcycle heading back up to my place in valencia and he starts poking me to look at something. i look over and see jeep cherokee swerving along the freeway and almost hitting like 8 cars in the process. he keeps doing this for like 20 minutes, not stopping or turning off the freeway or anything. so my dad keeps following him and tells me to try calling the CHP. too bad my cell phone is in the compartment behind me so i cant get to it without killing myself. i turn around and start signaling to other drivers to call 911 because there is a drunk driver. some people just drive past, some even flip me off. but finally some nice family in a suburban signal that theyre calling right now.
so we keep chasing this guy and my dad honks at him to pull over, we keep this up for a while and the guy just keeps going and flipping my dad off. at one point he finally did pull over and as soon as my dad gets off the bike, the guy takes off again.
so finally my dad gives up because they guy was going like over 100 on the shoulder and we were already in the vecinity of valencia. so we pull over and i grab my phone and give the CHP all the info i memorized about the car and the driver.
it was pretty exciting. my dad later convinces me that i should become a sheriff because i would be perfect for it. so i applied today and take my test at the end of july, if i pass the written test then i will go to the academy for 4 months.
yeah yeah, whatever you probably all hate cops. but ive been around them my whole life. plus, it would be my stepping stone to bigger and better things. since i was a wee-little one, ive wanted to work for the FBI or be a homocide detective. well, heres my chance to take a step towards that dream. so fuck off haters!!
peace. love. flowers.
xx
a little side note here* my dad is a sheriff*
anyhoo. we're on his motorcycle heading back up to my place in valencia and he starts poking me to look at something. i look over and see jeep cherokee swerving along the freeway and almost hitting like 8 cars in the process. he keeps doing this for like 20 minutes, not stopping or turning off the freeway or anything. so my dad keeps following him and tells me to try calling the CHP. too bad my cell phone is in the compartment behind me so i cant get to it without killing myself. i turn around and start signaling to other drivers to call 911 because there is a drunk driver. some people just drive past, some even flip me off. but finally some nice family in a suburban signal that theyre calling right now.
so we keep chasing this guy and my dad honks at him to pull over, we keep this up for a while and the guy just keeps going and flipping my dad off. at one point he finally did pull over and as soon as my dad gets off the bike, the guy takes off again.
so finally my dad gives up because they guy was going like over 100 on the shoulder and we were already in the vecinity of valencia. so we pull over and i grab my phone and give the CHP all the info i memorized about the car and the driver.
it was pretty exciting. my dad later convinces me that i should become a sheriff because i would be perfect for it. so i applied today and take my test at the end of july, if i pass the written test then i will go to the academy for 4 months.
yeah yeah, whatever you probably all hate cops. but ive been around them my whole life. plus, it would be my stepping stone to bigger and better things. since i was a wee-little one, ive wanted to work for the FBI or be a homocide detective. well, heres my chance to take a step towards that dream. so fuck off haters!!
peace. love. flowers.
xx
Hope this dose of radioactive fairydust from the toxic land of the undead was enough to keep you satisfied until the next mutation.