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Tuesday Jul 15, 2008

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Very Important and Scientific studies conducted earlier this evening by highly trained and reputable scientists have concluded that human beings cannot breath peas. This flies in the face of Church Cannon, which dictates that "And lo, on the 23rd day, God didst submerge Adam in peas, and yea, he didst breath of them as if they were air." Read the BIBLE, it's in there.

Church officials declined to comment on the shocking discovery, saying that the Pope will convene a special council to discuss the matter and that a decision will hopefully be reached over the course of the coming days.

What exciting times we live in.
chainlink:

It's totally true. Just that you have to have a special blessing from God in order to breath the peas. Like, not just anyone can breath of the peas of God.
Check your source.
Jul 19, 2008
kindle:
Ha! It's true.

When I first starting playing WoW and got really addicted I would have dreams about it and wake up in a panic thinking I was dying or running low on energy and health in the middle of a battle.
Jul 20, 2008

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