i'm the fifth Cylon.
i must be. i mean, there's, like, two, maybe three other "me"s running around this town, alone. seriously. one's married to a kindergarten teacher and one used to work at the CompUSA up here. a tiny little girl insisted that i was the former, and i actually made eye contact with the latter once. not creepy at all, no. but apparently...
Read More
i must be. i mean, there's, like, two, maybe three other "me"s running around this town, alone. seriously. one's married to a kindergarten teacher and one used to work at the CompUSA up here. a tiny little girl insisted that i was the former, and i actually made eye contact with the latter once. not creepy at all, no. but apparently...
Read More
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
hooray! my cable is fixed! i can have my cake and eat it, too!
i guess it's time to play WoW on this laptop while spanking it to the porn i'm surfing on the other one all the while watching a show about tunnels under Naples.
i need another pair of hands and an extra head.
i guess it's time to play WoW on this laptop while spanking it to the porn i'm surfing on the other one all the while watching a show about tunnels under Naples.
i need another pair of hands and an extra head.
_margot_:
I could visit. 
apparently the signal coming into my apartment is only strong enough to handle my internet, or my cable tv signal, not both at the same time. so i either get WoW and porn or the Science Channel. tough choices.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
_margot_:
That makes me happy in my no no place
_margot_:
I had a dream last night about you and I.
We robbed a bank in Colbert/Stewart masks.
We robbed a bank in Colbert/Stewart masks.
i just put a beautifully crafted and balanced, handcrafted purple heartwood pool cue on layaway. because i'm not entirely stupid with money.
it's all purple heartwood, even the shaft.
in case you don't know what that is, purple heartwood is an African wood that turns a vivid purple when exposed to sunlight (under the bark, of course). the cue i shall be fully obtaining in...
Read More
it's all purple heartwood, even the shaft.
in case you don't know what that is, purple heartwood is an African wood that turns a vivid purple when exposed to sunlight (under the bark, of course). the cue i shall be fully obtaining in...
Read More
_margot_:
You said shaft.
I requested your friendship on Livejournal. Add me you dick.
Love you.
I requested your friendship on Livejournal. Add me you dick.
Love you.
sometimes it's the small things that can do more than their share to make your day.
for instance, having lived up here for a number of years now, it tickles me pink that when the little blurb on the Parks Highway in between commercials on the National Geographic Channel mentions that on clear days you can see Denali, there is no mention at all...
Read More
for instance, having lived up here for a number of years now, it tickles me pink that when the little blurb on the Parks Highway in between commercials on the National Geographic Channel mentions that on clear days you can see Denali, there is no mention at all...
Read More
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
nessuno:
BTW
How you doin'?
I'm not on CE much anymore. How is everything?
And hey, I'm one of the small group of people who checks ur blog. It's just a matter of quality over quantity.
BTW
How you doin'?
I'm not on CE much anymore. How is everything?
And hey, I'm one of the small group of people who checks ur blog. It's just a matter of quality over quantity.
kindle:
It really wasn't that bad. I grunted once for each boob and that was about it. I don't even notice that I have them. No pain at all.
...of writers and a lack of interwebs...
Robert Mugabe has commenced his election campaign by denouncing his opponents as witches, whores and two-headed creatures. I sense missed opportunities for the Yanqui political season, and look forward to John McCain denouncing Barack Obama as a sorceror.
is it more or less funny because it's Plausible?
(Mugabe link added by me)
found a vid with the description "oral fucking ptogm anal atogm dp swingers"
Elder God pr0n.
Elder God pr0n.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
_margot_:
I will have to borrow a plane
i hope the way i modified my avatar doesn't give the wrong impression. it's not there to comment on the recent drama or to incite discord such as UpTight's is undoubtedly meant to do. it was already being envisioned prior to said drama, so i stuck with it.
i hope such a freedom-loving website as SG can accept our unrequited love.
i hope such a freedom-loving website as SG can accept our unrequited love.
nessuno:
^
+1
Iz confuzed.
+1
Iz confuzed.
kindle:
Holy crap they do look similar! And you're right, I never noticed that, what's up with the fat cats chilling on their backs? I think it's hilarious to see their paws sticking straight up in the air, and I do suppose it's easier for them to do than a skinny cat. . . actually, now that I think of it, I wonder if skinny cats wish they could lay on their backs. Hmm.
We should get a government grant and start conducting skinny cat/fat cat lounging experiments.
We should get a government grant and start conducting skinny cat/fat cat lounging experiments.
this is such utter fucking bullshit. with all the unabashed trolls that have marched around the CE board and not gotten zotted for advocating deplorable ideas and practices, they fucking zott Zarth? ZARTH?!?
this place is fucked when someone who adds competent, intelligent discourse (the vast majority of the time) gets zotted and someone who seriously advocates torture and incites conflict when at all possible...
Read More
this place is fucked when someone who adds competent, intelligent discourse (the vast majority of the time) gets zotted and someone who seriously advocates torture and incites conflict when at all possible...
Read More
colinism:
War room is shut down too. Very political no reason at all...
smithers_jones:
Uptight's new avatar is totally fucked up. I've already flagged his latest post to notify staff about it.
microwaved burritos and smirnoff ice.
i am a master chef.
also, how does a person with breasts the size of her torso (each of them by themselves) actually manage daily life?
i am a master chef.
also, how does a person with breasts the size of her torso (each of them by themselves) actually manage daily life?
kindle:
also, how does a person with breasts the size of her torso (each of them by themselves) actually manage daily life?
Built in airbags. She can survive just about anything.
starting in a couple of weeks, the amount of Wii consoles you see in Wal*Marts around the country will be entirely determined by whether or not people buy other Wii items at the same time they manage to get their mitts on a console.
let me be more specific: if less than 50% of the people who buy Wii consoles buy an extra controller, game,...
Read More
let me be more specific: if less than 50% of the people who buy Wii consoles buy an extra controller, game,...
Read More
i think this avatar is a good fit. on through November, i think.
_margot_:
I am right there with you..
I may get bored before Nov. But I will change it back to this.
can you make me a hot bip.
I may get bored before Nov. But I will change it back to this.
can you make me a hot bip.
_margot_:
Its a non issue with me as well.
It's just Thursday.
It's just Thursday.
I am up later than normal and want to spraypaint someone
I suppose you are at work.
Stupid timezones.
Gr.
You are like pizza, only better.
♥