scylis

i've got way too much shit. and there's just so much of it that i don't really want to get rid of, but i know i can't take it, and i'm not really sure if it's worth putting in storage to come back for. going through it all is kinda depressing because of it. i mean, i got a really nice joystick for my computer...
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i think i'm just shy of being a technophile srsly. i just don't literally get off to gadgets, is all. only mentally.

i love new iPods. and laptops fascinate the shit out of me. i love the small ones.

Jabba the Cat is exceptionally lovey right now. can't keep him from hopping up into my lap randomly, and having a 20 lb. (and surprisingly spry) kitty hop up onto your lap from out of nowhere is not always pleasant.

he might be that way because i just (lovingly) shoved his two little (compared to him) buddies into cages and had them shipped out to...
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apparently i can't seem to become tired before way in the ass-crack of dawn, now. even though i was dead on my feet at work today.

i am now officially hooked on Red Bull. i blame Warren Ellis for putting the thought in my head with his brain custard. no, it's not causing the lack of sleep. i only have it in the morning, usually...
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night number two of drunken nothingness. my Jager is gone until after the move. working on the gin.

the gin has a little bowler hat on it!

awesome.


[later]
it is impossible to understand what the fuck Assy McGee is saying on that stupid fucking show of the same name on Adult Swim when a little tipsy.

and being drunk does not make Tim and...
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2:55 am (Alaska Standard)
i am beginning the process of getting decently drunk.

i was going to get horribly, horribly drunk, but i just remembered that i have that scheduled for tomorrow night. so tonight we'll just get regular drunk. not that drunk is a regular state for me, i'll just go to a standard level of inebriation, meaning i can remember wanting to, getting...
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there's a woman on the Colbert Report that is waxing on and on about how No Child Left Behind is working wonderfully and is such a great achievement and i just want to punch her in the fucking throat.

teaching kids to score well on federal tests and nothing else is not a good education. the tests are shit; they don't teach kids to think,...
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Very Important and Scientific studies conducted earlier this evening by highly trained and reputable scientists have concluded that human beings cannot breath peas. This flies in the face of Church Cannon, which dictates that "And lo, on the 23rd day, God didst submerge Adam in peas, and yea, he didst breath of them as if they were air." Read the BIBLE, it's in there.

Church...
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pre-preparation preparations are progressing splendidly.

also, Moleskine makes these awesome little city notebooks that are fucking amazing. i just bought one for Seattle, and it is filled with cool shit. like weights, measures, and clothing sizes conversion tables. and MAPS! it's got maps of the place it's about in it!

i love Moleskines. i have a "bad" habit of buying a bunch of them for...
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i am very upset. of all the realms out there on which the name is taken, and there are many, there is only 3 gnome rogues named Lidda. Philistines!

thankfully, there is a much higher percentage of dwarven warriors named Tordek. and most all of them are at least dwarves, too.

UPDATE!

judging by the sounds (and the distinctive F-16s zooming around for the last 30 minutes), the Thunderbirds are in town. and while i'm jumping out of my chair to watch every pass (because i am a complete and total fighter jet dork), this is really, really, really frustratingly depressing. there's almost nothing that i wish i could do more than to fly something like that,...
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