shitfuck.
i just realized i'm still going to be here in AK for my birthday.
shitfuck.
i just realized i'm still going to be here in AK for my birthday.
shitfuck.
i just bought Spore.
i am in love. i think i'm going to easily waste countless hours with the creature, land/air/sea vehicle, building, and spaceship editors alone.
i also have a little red creature that has a pair of organic buzzsaws (organic buzzsaws, for fuck's sake!) and spit glands to deal death at range!
i am in love. i think i'm going to easily waste countless hours with the creature, land/air/sea vehicle, building, and spaceship editors alone.
i also have a little red creature that has a pair of organic buzzsaws (organic buzzsaws, for fuck's sake!) and spit glands to deal death at range!
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October 20-26
_margot_:
this is good news
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smithers_jones:
Show us her tits!
smithers_jones:
Wizards Gone Wild!
you know it's dead here when there hasn't been a post in Silliness for at least a hour.
kindle:
Lame!
fucking gummy bears.
i have to eat them by color. clear, then yellow, then red, then green, then orange. do you have any idea how long it takes to weed out all the clear ones from a 6 lb. bag of gummy bears?
a long fucking time.
fucking gummy bears.
i have to eat them by color. clear, then yellow, then red, then green, then orange. do you have any idea how long it takes to weed out all the clear ones from a 6 lb. bag of gummy bears?
a long fucking time.
fucking gummy bears.
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sunrize:
I dont actually sort them out, but I only eat certain colors at a time. Usually red first then clear, then whatever color I grab next.
ohsoordinary:
I kind of liked it.
i already was am being can has Twitter.
lawyers are fucking expensive.
ohsoordinary:
It makes me love you so much more.
news of my departure was greatly exaggerated.
looks like i will not be updating my location for a little bit. the Municipality of Anchorage has requested that i not leave state for a little while to participate in legal proceedings, thus i am compelled to stay.
i better fucking get my Permanent Fund Dividend. the website tells me i am, and it better not be...
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looks like i will not be updating my location for a little bit. the Municipality of Anchorage has requested that i not leave state for a little while to participate in legal proceedings, thus i am compelled to stay.
i better fucking get my Permanent Fund Dividend. the website tells me i am, and it better not be...
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kindle:
Suckage. Alaska is screwing you again, man!
kindle:
Ughh, what a pain in the ass. I had a person come through the airport on Wednesday that was heading back to Alaska and said she loved it here but it was too just a touch too warm. I asked her how warm it was out there and she said "About 50ish degrees". I coudln't even begin to understand why someone would only enjoy 50 degrees in the middle of the summer.
when finished shaving one's nether regions, one tends to be a little surprised and panic-y when a good amount of blood shows up on the towel you just used to dry yourself off with. (we're talking a couple of several inch-long, centimeter-wide swaths, here)
when you can find no apparent wound, one tends to be very confused, and no less panic-y.
when one realizes it's...
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when you can find no apparent wound, one tends to be very confused, and no less panic-y.
when one realizes it's...
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godiva:
HAHA i have kind of a joke 4 you... So this brunette walks into the doctors office, he asks "what seems to be the problem?" the brunette replys " well my entire body hurts. everywhere i touch... it hurts?" hmm he touches her arm, leg, etc... she doesnt react, she has a confused look on her face and tell the doctor that she doesnt understand. to prove that everytime she touches her body it hurts she pokes her arm, leg etcc.. "ouch, its really painful" then the doctor asks, "r u a natural brunette?", and she replies "no actually i was born blonde, why?" because i think i know whats bothering you he replies... she waits for her diagnosis... and the doctor says " your finger is broken"
haha ok not my best material but w/e
xoxo
haha ok not my best material but w/e
xoxo
stem:
It's funny, cause you're blonde.
Preparing your fun bits for something?
Also, We're excited about seeing you when you get here.
And you know, being bff's, living together.
Preparing your fun bits for something?
Also, We're excited about seeing you when you get here.
And you know, being bff's, living together.
my apartment looks like a hurricane just rampaged through it. most all of it is trash left over from rummaging through things.
i've kept really more than i should. the storage space is full, and there's still a little bit here or there that i would have preferred go into a box in storage rather than in boxes that will have to be sent to...
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i've kept really more than i should. the storage space is full, and there's still a little bit here or there that i would have preferred go into a box in storage rather than in boxes that will have to be sent to...
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ckdexterhaven:
Just the idea of George Clooney as Batman is enough for me to want to throw small furniture around, never mind the fact that it was pretty much the worst movie ever. Nipples and all!
"You will do better in real estate than in stocks."
...in bed.
...and then you die.
...in bed.
...and then you die.
ohsoordinary:
*eyebrow raise*
i have to say that i have not laughed as hard as i did watching the Colbert Report tonight as he badmouthed Canton, SD, again in a good while. i used to live just 15 minutes on the other side of the SD/Iowa border from Canton, and i heartily endorse his statements on the town. especially because people really didn't defend it. i heartily recommend...
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