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Wednesday Mar 02, 2005

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i've decided to make a language entirely based on emoticons. for example:

robot robot robot mad ooo aaa bok blackeyed tongue robot mad ooo aaa skull oink smile





TRANSLATION:
so these 3 robots walk into a bar. a few minutes after they sit down this pissed off monkey barges in. the monkey says "hey which one of you chickenshit robots wants to get punched in the face?!" the robots started to laugh, which only enraged the monkey more. one of the robots vaporized the monkey with his laser eyes. as they finished their beers, the bartender brought out some ham sandwiches. the robots were pleased.
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adelayde:
yep, just to rub it in your faces. wink don't worry, it sucked. ordered a Delmonico... ended up with some shitty burned dried out piece of meat... couldn't even really tell what cut it was. that's bad considering i used to work at that place.

we went more for our girly frozen drinks. the steak was just an added bonus. haha.
Mar 6, 2005
selket:
this one is the best : kiss miao!! tongue bok
thanks for the translation & demonstration.
so yeah, rae treated me to lunch. steak & drinks.
...too bad the steak sucked...
Mar 7, 2005

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