i've decided to make a language entirely based on emoticons. for example:
TRANSLATION:
so these 3 robots walk into a bar. a few minutes after they sit down this pissed off monkey barges in. the monkey says "hey which one of you chickenshit robots wants to get punched in the face?!" the robots started to laugh, which only enraged the monkey more. one of the robots vaporized the monkey with his laser eyes. as they finished their beers, the bartender brought out some ham sandwiches. the robots were pleased.














TRANSLATION:
so these 3 robots walk into a bar. a few minutes after they sit down this pissed off monkey barges in. the monkey says "hey which one of you chickenshit robots wants to get punched in the face?!" the robots started to laugh, which only enraged the monkey more. one of the robots vaporized the monkey with his laser eyes. as they finished their beers, the bartender brought out some ham sandwiches. the robots were pleased.
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we went more for our girly frozen drinks. the steak was just an added bonus. haha.
thanks for the translation & demonstration.
so yeah, rae treated me to lunch. steak & drinks.
...too bad the steak sucked...