scroobiuspip

Some of you will already be familiar with my cat, Mingus...



I touted this pic around alot when i got him almost a year ago now. Cute? Sure. But theres more.....
I came home early from a day out today to find him using my internet connection. On further questioning i found out that he is living a double life! Sure he seems to just lounge about the house but it turns out that as soon as i go out he is on the computer building up a fanbase for his alter-ego who happens to be a "krunk" Rapper from the dirty south. I have since found out that he has no less than 4 platinum download albums under the name of STUNNING MINGUS.

This picture is off the cover of his most recent album "who's the bitch now?"



Ive listened to bits of it and its a combination of tracks about hating dogs (one stand out track is called "ever see a cat work for the police?"), making humans be his virtual slaves (see "clean my shit up bitch"), and the psychological effects of having your genitals removed at a young age ("half the cat i used to be").

All of this has been quite a turn up for the books.....