Today i started what is to be a minimum of two weeks jury service! Everyone bitches about it but its great. They pay for your lunch, your petrol, your parking and your time in general. Today i got to spend about three hours reading and writing lyrics and stuff then had an hour or so of jury stuff then they let me go home!!! I wana do this for a living! Im preying they dont give me a vandalism case tho considering my stance on street art n stuff. I think id have to just come clean and remove myself from the court room on the grounds of being totaly bias!
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charley:
Yes exactly!! I would feel the need to wear brown tweed for some reason with a pussybow shirt and glasses on the end of my nose...hmmmmm a whole world of fashion ideas 
overview:
Shit, I want to do that.... Although my dad did it about 2 years ago and was unfortunate to get a child-abuse case. That was pretty shit for him. It turned out the child fabricated the whole event anyway. Thats a pretty fucked up thing for a child to lie about, especially as It could have landed some dude in a lengthy and a pretty nasty prison sentance....