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Tonight.

tonight will be fun with a gauntlet full of substances to make the mind wander. Just what the doctor ordered. If ever there was a time my mind need some crutches to get around it is this week. Debauchery is a dish best served with a side of angst.

I'm fucking freaking out!!


I'm totally fucked.

It's always a fun time at Jeff and Lance's and last night was no exception. There's never a time when someone isn't off their ass on something there and this guy Mike made this big dinner of which I had the killerest bowl of gravy.

I came up with a plan yesterday aswell. It's entitled (unofficially), "Freedom 26". That's when I will be outta my...
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This just in - I don't care what a suicide girl makes.

I'm tired and thirsty and my favourite hockey team is losing. This is turning out to be a very bad day.

2006... Man, shouldn't there be robots walking amongst us by now? Merry new year, may it better than 2005 but not quite as good as 2004.

Yah, I bought BATMAN the movie (the origional Batman. Pure West). I've yet to watch it in its entirety, but from what I have seen I would hazard to submit to you that it is thee comedy hit of the 20th Century. I fully encourage all to watch it as soon as they have access to a television set, a DVD player, and a copy...
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If you hang around bars, call centres, or online forums long enough you'll see something. You'll see an outrageous degree of niceness. Through my astute observations it is usually the dudes laying it on thick. I have a pretty keen eye for the act because I've been guilty (although I'd like to think I'm more sly about it).

One of the preferred methods is the...
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I love the suicide girls. Even though most of the girls on it think it is so progressive and feminist-friendly, the focal point remains tits and ass. There an no penis' on the site; thousands and thousands of vaginas. There is even a fair amount of girl-on-girl action. So, progressive? feminist-friendly? Let's not get frickin' nuts.

That being said, Suicide Girls features the kinds of...
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