scotty

I wanna go on a girly date.

I wanna be wooed and loved on.

I wanna get dressed up in a pretty dress and paint my lips bright red and curl my hair.

I wanna go out to dinner with a lady friend.

I wanna eat chocolatey yummy desserts and gossip all night.

I wanna go back to her place and drink sparklies and eat sweet, fatty disgusting food while watching girly movies.

I want sweet kisses and warm cuddles.

I wanna fall asleep giggling and spooning.

I want all that.

For real.

Like, I'm not kidding.