still not grey... i hope i can get the cash together before that happens.
in other news... it's 3:55 in the morning and i just came face to face with a fucking bear on my porch. it scared the shit out of me, but not for reasons one might expect. having grown up in the adirondacks, i've seen my share of wild animals chillin around my house. bears used to chill on my back porch all the time and fuck up the recycle containers. this bear just now fucked me up, not because it was big, but rather the opposite, because he was only a lil bear of 200 pounds or so. that means momma's around somewhere.... and while most black bears in these more populated parts of the mountains are docile enough to eat sugarcubes out of your hand, a mother in defense of a cub will really fuck up your day. so you can see why i sat flashing my high beams until Smokey got the picture and got off my damn porch.
this was also the first time i've had a run in with my neighborhood bears while i was really stoned. i'm reminded of a Mitch Hedberg quote: "Man.... Smokey is way more intense in person!"
at least the coyotes stayed up the mountain this year.... i really have a difference of opinion with those little fuckers.
in other news... it's 3:55 in the morning and i just came face to face with a fucking bear on my porch. it scared the shit out of me, but not for reasons one might expect. having grown up in the adirondacks, i've seen my share of wild animals chillin around my house. bears used to chill on my back porch all the time and fuck up the recycle containers. this bear just now fucked me up, not because it was big, but rather the opposite, because he was only a lil bear of 200 pounds or so. that means momma's around somewhere.... and while most black bears in these more populated parts of the mountains are docile enough to eat sugarcubes out of your hand, a mother in defense of a cub will really fuck up your day. so you can see why i sat flashing my high beams until Smokey got the picture and got off my damn porch.
this was also the first time i've had a run in with my neighborhood bears while i was really stoned. i'm reminded of a Mitch Hedberg quote: "Man.... Smokey is way more intense in person!"
at least the coyotes stayed up the mountain this year.... i really have a difference of opinion with those little fuckers.
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umm there are loads of wolves here, and ummm moose, elk and foxes. and the hunters kill the wolves. and it makes me sad.
the wolves never hurt anything
they just kill them.
it makes me sick.
there are only like 35 left in sweden and they kill them