scorpihoe

OH MY GOD! I have the worst story. It somehow makes my day better, the fact it didn't happen to me, so hopefully it will do the same for you. My roomie has been hanging out with this old guy as her possible new sugar daddy. His name is Gregg (yes, with two G s at the end, it is some Canadian thing) and we aren't sure how old he is, but he looks to me to be in his mid 40s. He apparently has money and works part time as a hockey ref for our ECHL league here in town. So last night, Judy was actually already asleep, and he came over close to 3 am. I did come out of my room to see what was going on, and i spoke briefly with him, he was drunk but not totally inebriated. This morning i awoke earlier than usual and came out to watch TV. Judy was on the couch sleeping. I asked her why she was out here and why didn't she kick him out or at least to the couch. She said she couldn't sleep with his snoring and he soaked her in sweat so she changed and came out on the couch to sleep instead. So she went to wake him up and take him home and it was discovered that he didn't soak her with sweat. It was urine. He peed on her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was drunk and in his pasted out sleep peed all over her, the bed, and himself! I saw the urine stain on the bed, it is HUGE! How much urine can that man produce? So now we are off to the laundry matt to clean our clothes and good lord her sheets!